Who knew picking out a ham could be so difficult? My mistake was going for the cheap thing, which was Cook’s Pork Shoulder Picnic, which, according to the Internet information I later read, is more suited for pork steaks than anything else.
So, since we’re having company, we abandoned the $12 picnic whatever for a $22 spiral sliced ham at Hy-Vee. It came with a glaze packet. You can’t get much better than that.
In the morning, I expect it to hop in the oven on its own and cook itself.