I had no idea Ambien could make you so doped up. If you take Ambien or Lunesta, try a little experiement. Take a pill, then 5 minutes later, start writing an email. Try to pick a recipient who can take a joke. You’ll SO appreciate it for reasons you are about to find out. 🙂
The goal is to write at least 4 or 5 paragraphs. Don’t bother checking it over for content or punctuation. You can’t really see anyway. OR, what you can do is pretend you actually *are* coherent, and go back to add additional text. It’s ok to put 10 or 15 “r’s” in one word. And, you know what? The equal sign *may* actually be a part of the alphabet.
When you wake up later, just long enough to realise you’ve not sent your email yet, go ahead and send it.
In fact, send it twice.
The next day, your recipient will tell you it’s quite alright; some words do seem to require an equal sign here and there. There may even be something to this “Ambien vocabulary”.
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life! 🙂